Below are examples from the "Nutty Nuggets" Funny Answering Machine Messages CD. Feel free to download, listen and use the free samples. You can stun your friends, annoy the neighbors and most of all get a good laugh when someone calls. Yes, they are in fact, great material for conversation. People will call you and actually be glad they got the machine. They love to hear these messages. Click here for a full list of titles.

Grim Reaper Answers

FBI (Intelligence?)

Custom Message

These are just a few of the hilarious and wacky examples available on the CD. Get all 50 Funny Answering Machine Messages rushed to your door for only $9.95 plus $4.95 shipping and handling.